|Season 2, Episode 22|
May 12, 1995
During the annual "Career Day" at John Adams High, grocery store manager Alan quickly establishes his role as "the most boring parent there". He must compete with Topanga's guitar-making father and Shawn's entrepreneurial father. However, Cory eventually comes to realize that his occupation is only half of what Alan does for a living.
- Chet Hunter: I'm telling you, man. I got business here.
- George Feeny: Listen, I'm not gonna say this again. If you're not faculty or staff, you have no business on this campus!
- Chet Hunter: Hey, leave me alone, pal. I'm George Feeny. I'm the principal of this here high school!
- George Feeny: And you're not George Feeny!
- Chet Hunter: I'm parked in this spot, ain't I?
- Shawn Hunter: Mr. Feeny, I can explain.
- George Feeny: Please do.
- Chet Hunter: Go ahead. Uh, you're Feeny, too?
- George Feeny: I'm Feeny one.